“Serial Killer” is a bit …
“Serial Killer” is a bit strong. I prefer the term “Ghost Manufacturer”
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I’ve just bought some new …
I’ve just bought some new jogging trainers, they should prove a good purchase in the long run
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If you use Sickipedia, does that make you a Sickipeado?
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The Doctor called me in to check out my digestive system, so I walked into his office with a cup of tea in my hand and told him, “You just dip it into the tea and take a bite, then repeat until they’re all gone.”
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I was trying to think of brain-related fetishes, but nothing comes to mind.
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I’m not going to support cage fighting anymore. I think it’s wrong. From now on I’m only going to free range fights.
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Today my teacher asked me “What would you bring if you were stuck on a desert island?” I said “A plane would seem like a good idea.”
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I was arrested the other day for having indecent images of French feet on my computer. Apparently piedophilia is a crime.
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Not a joke, just a quote from facebook on a “I love my Duvet” group. Group: If your bed could talk what secrets would it tell? Reply: I have no idea because I wouldn’t be able to understand it … My bed was made in China.
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I noticed that my plane to Majorca has been grounded. It should learn to behave next time.
Continue ReadingI wait for no man… Whic …
I wait for no man… Which is why I was fired from my job as a bus driver.
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Money has become such a problem for us that the wife has to go out on the game just to earn a few extra quid. I’ll tell her later.
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I was at the bar the other night nursing a beer My nipple got quite soggy
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I was liv when someone nicked my id.
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It was pouring down earlier. There was an explosion at the Feather Pillows R Us factory.
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