Author: qjoq.com

I started my new job on a building site yesterday and people are right what they say. There were poles everywere.

I told my girlfriend to wear a skirt to prevent camel toe showing. Still a miracle we actually got the beast into her and through customs though.

Demba Ba- The black sheep of Newcastle

I went into McDonalds and ordered a Big Mac meal. The bloke behind the counter said, “You having it large?” I said, “No mate, just going to sit quietly and eat my food”