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My daughter has recently …

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My daughter has recently started sleep walking. Or so the wife thinks….

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Why do gorillas have big …

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? They have big fingers.

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I just got the call telli …

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I just got the call telling me that I failed my Electrician’s exam. I nearly died of shock.

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I started my new job on a …

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I started my new job on a building site yesterday and people are right what they say. There were poles everywere.

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Walking In London these d …

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Walking In London these days is like a mine field. I mean I went out down Oxford street and by the time I got home I had sponsored 3 Africans , 2 Asians and been given enough leaflets to start my own recycling plant.

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So there is a picture on …

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So there is a picture on google of Mrs Obama edited to look like a gorilla. Wasn’t a very good editor if she looks the same if you ask me.

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To be honest reading this …

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To be honest reading this website recently i dont think i have ever seen so many guys being so honest

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BBC news: Prince welcomes …

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BBC news: Prince welcomes Queen to RAF base I didn’t realise the RAF were so into their musicians

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I told my girlfriend to w …

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I told my girlfriend to wear a skirt to prevent camel toe showing. Still a miracle we actually got the beast into her and through customs though.

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BBC News : “Inquiry After …

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BBC News : “Inquiry After Balloon Collides With House” I got such a fright, I dropped a feather on my toe.

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I got myself a bargain bu …

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I got myself a bargain bucket from the Colonel the other day, decided to eat it while travelling down the M4, I’m starting to regret throwing the bones out of the window though.

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Demba Ba- The black sheep …

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Demba Ba- The black sheep of Newcastle

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I got on the bus today an …

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I got on the bus today and said to the driver, “To the new go-kart track please.” “Return?” He said. “I may do if it’s any good.”

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I went into McDonalds and …

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I went into McDonalds and ordered a Big Mac meal. The bloke behind the counter said, “You having it large?” I said, “No mate, just going to sit quietly and eat my food”

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What do you call a three …

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What do you call a three legged donkey? Glue.

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