Periodic table? I didn’t …
Periodic table? I didn’t even know women had a ranking system for their menstruation?
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In the maternity wigwam, …
In the maternity wigwam, there were 3 squaws in labour. The one on the left was lying on a horse skin, the one in the right was lying on a buffalo skin and the one in the middle was lying on a hippo skin. The one on the hippo skin gave birth to twins, the […]
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I went to see one of those motivational speakers today… Well…I nearly did.
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People think I’m weird because I’m addicted to laxatives. But really I’m just a regular guy.
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Nothing says, My log time is less than 30 hours on sickipedia than voting up a joke that’s been duplicated more than 3 times.
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I’m well known for my incredible guile. My Chun Li’s not bad either
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I’ve recently broke up with my poor, black girlfriend. She’ll ghettover it.
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Doritos have just released their new flavour of crisps. Chile shockwave.
Continue ReadingIncompetence is officiall …
Incompetence is officially at its lowest level since records were lost.
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My wife choked to death while chewing on gum. Ironically, Airwaves got stuck in her throat.
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My daughter’s had her tongue pierced. I caught her smoking, so nailed it to the coffee table.
Continue ReadingDarwin: ‘Survival of the …
Darwin: ‘Survival of the fittest’. Also applicable to girlfriends.
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When it comes to choosing which tv to buy I’m easily led.
Continue ReadingTomorrow sees the release …
Tomorrow sees the release of the audiobook of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. Read by Joe Pasquale.
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What’s a geriatric? A German footballer scoring three goals.
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