Sky News : ‘At Least 12 D …
Sky News : ‘At Least 12 Die In China Factory Blast’. There must have been plates, cups and bowls everywhere.
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You know you have no life …
You know you have no life when you start setting your msn status to ‘appear offline’, just to make it seem to your friends you actually have something better to do.
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I’m trying my best to shake this annoying bird who keeps tweeting me.
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So it’s now acceptable to use the word ‘Facebook’ as a verb. Well in that case, I just Sickipedia’d your daughter.
Continue ReadingMy wife’s star sign was c …
My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really… She was attacked by a giant crab.
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I threw my clock in the bin today What a waste of time
Continue ReadingJust ate a virtual pizza, …
Just ate a virtual pizza, Finished it in 4 Bytes.
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A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar’s Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.
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My car alarm went off before. I didn’t even know there was a best before date on it.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend told me I l …
My girlfriend told me I leave her breathless when she is close to me. I’ve told her we need to spend more time together.
Continue ReadingFresh juicy strawberries, …
Fresh juicy strawberries, that you stick in your ears. Thick creamy ice cream, dribbling down your chin. Freshly baked biscuits, in your hair and under your wheelchair. This isn’t just food, this is M.S food.
Continue ReadingI’ve got this friend that …
I’ve got this friend that loves to singing gospel music and rhythm and blues. I like to think of him as my soul mate.
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Its been a bit quiet on the site today as many were present at the funeral of MAGGOT, Sickipedia’s unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of MAGGOT’s ‘Knock, knock’ jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.
Continue ReadingThe other day on Facebook …
The other day on Facebook I saw the question, “Let’s settle this once and for all. Gandalf or Dumbledore?” Well obviously Gandalf, because Dumbledore is dead.
Continue ReadingCharlotte Smith, Jenny Jo …
Charlotte Smith, Jenny Johnson, Clare Barlow, Rachael Skinner, Lizzy Wood and Amy Hopkins all joined the group ‘Hugs from behind are the cutest’ Turns out they mean from people they know.
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