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Need help with your short-sightedness? Look no further.
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I’d love to tell you about my bondage and S&M sessions. Unfortunately, my hands are tied.
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I said to a mate, “It’s a good job you called in sick yesterday.” “Haha, why was it a busy day?” He asked “No, our syndicate hit the jackpot on the lottery.”
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Just saw a really fat Korean kid. His father said it’s puppy fat.
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I was sick of working in a fast food restaurant, with my life going nowhere. So I went to university to do a philosophy degree. Now I can ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
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It was my kids birthday and he was overjoyed when I told him there was a DS and PC waiting for him. Until I said they had come to arrest him.
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I wish I was a mayfly, then till death do us part wouldn’t sound so bad.
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I’ve just started a new job in a restaurant and last night I was waiting on tables outside for four hours. Eventually it opened and I could start my shift.
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My dad always told me running from bullies would get me nowhere. Don’t think he quite understood the irony in it.
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I was watching the gadget show on Dave the other day. I must say im looking forward to the playstation 3 but im skeptical about this touchscreen technology the keep going on about!
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I don’t trust ghosts.. You can see right through them
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I was driving to a football game with my wife when we saw a fan laying by the side of the road in a pool of blood. As we got out of the car to help him my wife said, “Poor guy, I don’t think he’s going to make it.” “Yeah, it’s tragic,” I replied, […]
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My wife’s leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Fortunately we don’t have any kids.
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What’s with the sudden influx of database latency jokes? Seriously, cut it out. 867 of us will never get to read them anyway.
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Personally, I’m just gutted that it wasn’t Ronan Keating.
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