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For years I’ve filed my toenails, but now I think, why do I keep them?

I sat there and smiled as my brothers kids played in their sandpit on a warm summers day. Sure, it’s a little annoying when they fill my shoes up with wet sand or put handfuls in my coat pocket, but I’ll have the last laugh as soon as they find the landmine

Threw a housewarming party last night. The radiators were steaming.

I really hate spider plants. They’re by far the most difficult shots in snooker.

I’ve always found the letter “n” divides opinion.

I think my pumpkin really enjoys Halloween. Every Halloween weekend his face always lights up!

My mate told me about his get rich quick scheme by stealing the inside of orange peel. I think he’s taking the pith.