A lot of people have star …
A lot of people have started following me recently, makes me feel popular, but I’m quite scared, I don’t even have twitter.
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Apparently you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Try telling that to an American…
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What’s a circus master’s favourite type of cigarette? A roll-up.
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I hate that awkward moment in the restaurant when you realise you don’t know how much to tip. The wife tells you you’re tipping way too much, but you ignore her and then… you fall backwards off your chair into the fish tank.
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Funnily enough, any hope of having a satirical joke voted up on Sickipedia gets dashed at around 1am.
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How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won’t change.
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Guarantee waking up early by not eating the night before.
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My mate insists on being called ‘N’ by everyone. He’ll do anything to be the centre of attention.
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I hosted a dinner party last night, but my friends couldn’t even make it past the main dish, a vegetable and cheese pie in a pastry crust. Quiche to their own.
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Since I stopped blowing my own trumpet, I’ve become the world champion at hide and seek.
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I had a psychic chicken. It was always crossing over to the other side.
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Gin, an excellent medicine for being sober
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When I was at school, people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion.
Continue ReadingYahoo News Vietnam: “9 fr …
Yahoo News Vietnam: “9 friends die at New Year party” We all know they’re behind the times, but reporting New Year stuff in February is hardly finger-on-the-pulse journalism.
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At the weekend I hosted an ear-poking contest. It was a fight to the deaf.
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