I was having trouble pick …
I was having trouble picking a scab earlier. They all looked so good.
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What do we want? A cure for chocolate addiction. When do we want it? After eight.
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My mother belongs to the Saudi Arabian school of photography. Every time she takes a picture she cuts people’s hands & feet off.
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The little wheel on my mouse… That’s how i scroll.
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When I was a kid, some older boys threw my trainers over a telephone wire. I wouldn’t have been too bothered, but I still had them on.
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Girls page on bebo – unless you are a weirdo, stalker or annoying, you will be blocked and deleted. Fire on lads.
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When out shopping one day my wife exclaimed ‘Homebase really is my home away from home!’ They do some nice kitchens after all.
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My long term girlfriend looked furious when I told her I hated children and never wanted to have any. Especially as she had just told me she was pregnant.
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It’s offical, June was the wettest ever. Does anyone know where she lives,I’d loved to meet her?
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When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend. He had a real one.
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I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends. I knew I should have bought bigger shorts.
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I was walking past a beggar this morning when he said, “Excuse me mate,. I haven’t eaten for 4 days.” So I said, ” Go on, force yourself.”
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I’ve got my telescope out and I’m hoping to spot some lovely big aureola tonight. The woman across the street has got cracking nipples.
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My Grandad never talks about his time fighting in WWII. He was shot by a German sniper in 1943 and died instantly.
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On a recent holiday my wife tried bungee jumping and she had the time of her life. Every single last second of it.
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