Author: qjoq.com

I’ve just created a website that requires anyone that logs on to fill the home page with small black and white squares. Check it out.

I mistakenly confused Abu Hamza with Abu Qatada. Must be a clerical error.

Cleaning out the attic, I’ve just come across the trigger mechanism from a toy ray-gun that was given to me decades ago by the priest at my childhood Sunday school. That’s a bit of a blaster from the pastor.

I have a load of stones lodged down my throat Now my voice is all gravelly

I had it hard when I was younger. I’d come home from school, and a chicken sandwich would hit me in the face. If I opened the bathroom door, I’d get a bowl of ice-cream thrown at me. I didn’t know where the next meal was coming from.