O2 and 3….. So called b …
O2 and 3….. So called because that’s how many satisfied customers they each have.
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With fan’s expectations b …
With fan’s expectations being lowered for England this summer, a lot of pressure has been lifted off the team. Meaning expectations are now higher than ever.
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anyone else watchin the grizzly man to see if they show him gettin killed in the end?
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Why won’t BMW drivers ever make anyone pregnant? Because they pull out no matter what.
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Where is a Rastafarians favourite holiday destination? Yemen
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I used to suffer with terrible flashbacks. Luckily, they’re a thing of the past.
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Parents, struggling in the current climate and sick of your kids bugging you for things? Save 3 a week by making your Phones ringtone the same as your local Ice cream vans melody.
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I hate French jokes. They’re crpe.
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So with the new Twilight movie out, i’ve been getting asked by loads of my friends whether i’m “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob”. I decided to not watch any of the movies, and opted for “Team Life”.
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My motto is “It is better to have half a motto than.”
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I’ve been trying to get promoted at work for ages now. Killing the boss at the end of the level clearly doesn’t work in real life.
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Hubble telescope detects the oldest known galaxy. Yeh but it’s not like we can eat it. It’ll be out of date.
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BBC News: Georgia Varley dies in Liverpool railway station fall. “When our paramedics arrived they realised that there was nothing that could be done for the girl,” she said. Has anyone got a sewing kit and some glue?
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I have just tried ringing my broadband provider, There was a message saying ‘We are extremely short staffed due to the recent snowfall, so please bare with us’. It must be snowing in India too.
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Just got in trouble at work for saying ‘puff pastry’. The head chef said I’ve either got to call him Dave or fetch it myself.
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