Author: qjoq.com

I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.

I caught my son messing around with a plug socket earlier…. He’s grounded.

I hate it when people make jokes about the Polish. I mean, it makes my shelves look ever so shiny.

I seen a large line of Emo’s and Goths lining up to buy Cliff Richard concert tickets. It must be some new way of self harming

My wife told me that she has a fetish for washing machines. “Great,” I said. “The lawnmower and my motorbike could do with a good scrubbing.”

I’ve heard rumours that an evil scientist has spliced genes from Bond villains Blofeld and Oddjob. He’s hoping to produce an evil BloJob.