Author: qjoq.com

I think my girlfriend has got thrush, In fact… scratch that

I think that if Apple started making footwear, it would cause some major iShoes.

Since my Trepanation I have become a lot more open minded

My wife has told me as soon as our first baby is born, sacrifices will have to be made. I suppose we’ll start with the baby.

I saw this worm in my back garden, so I stepped on what I thought was it’s head. That was the end of it.

I wrote a poem about being skint today. It’s called ‘owed to a debt collector.’

I was waiting for the number sixty nine bus this morning. Who would have thought it? Two came together.

Life as a sink can be draining.