What’s a Sickipedian’s fa …
What’s a Sickipedian’s favourite form of transport? A band-wagon.
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BBC News: Jones wants to …
BBC News: Jones wants to be first minister Hate to break it to him, but he’s a bit late on that one
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Breaking news John Terry has been released from police questiong so he can come on as a late sub for Emma West
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It’s gonna be really difficult to hold the Eurovision song contest next year with all of those dementors hanging around.
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I’ve learnt the awkward way, if your girlfriend’s mother asks “Would you do me a favour?” – ALWAYS wait until she has said “a favour” before eagerly nodding and saying yes.
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What a rip-off!! I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying, “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.” Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one. Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of […]
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I’m hard at work! Hopefully my boss doesn’t notice my erection
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My new book ‘About turtles’ is out. Only in hardback.
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I think I’ve finally discovered why my Piano playing is so bad. Fingers crossed.
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I watched a program about the mechanics of a sponge the other day. It was absorbing.
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I hate it when a good joke is ruined by stupid speeling mistakes.
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I’ve found it’s a lot easier to pick up women since I’ve been on the steds.
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Sometimes I like to wear green trousers and a blue t-shirt and hide on the horizon.
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Why do nudists hate salads? Because they don’t like dressing.
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why couldn’t the pirates play cards? the captain was standing on the deck
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