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My wife said, “I think Barcelona will win tomorrow” I said, “Put your money where your mouth is?” She said, “Oi shhink arshhloer mmm mmin momorr”

A friend of mine asked me where most Jews are in the world. I said “Germany”. They’re just all underground.

I once made a submarine out of polystyrene. It didn’t go down very well.

Sky News: Police question soap star. So do I. The sky looks dirt black at night.

Msn news: Arrest over river body parts found, A spokesperson reports that they have found a mouth so far.

I used to be good at Maths. That was until they decided to add the alphabet to it.

Javier Mascherano wants to leave Liverpool Football Club according to his brother, Sausagean

My new girlfriend is great!only one thing though… Every time she smokes weed she goes lesbian. I guess she just gets the munchies.

Chatting up a bird last night and she asked me what I was like in bed. “I’m like life” I said. “what, like a box of chocolates?” she giggled “I never know what I’m gonna get?” “No. Too short.”

racism. its a colorful word.