Whenever we discuss polit …
Whenever we discuss politics, one of my mates brings up how he feels the country should be a theocracy. But then, Theo would say that.
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I really hope the Sickipe …
I really hope the Sickipedia maintenance team is not undergoing all these changes with a Bear with them. In my experience, Bears do not do well around computers.
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I couldn’t really tell if Walkers new crisps were extra crunchy or not… judging by the single crisp in the packet.
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Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny that the new black Nintendo Wii needs a white controller to make it work?
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IKEA has parking spots close to the door labelled “HYBRID CARS PARKING ONLY”. I’m glad they admit people who drive a Prius are essentially handicapped.
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My Dad wanted me to have everything he never had, So he got me a job.
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I just bought a book called 150 Dream Rides. Turns out it’s about cars.
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Two guys looking in a clothes shop window. One points to a shirt and says, “There’s the one I’d get.” Cyclops then walks round the corner and punches him.
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At Pizza Express, you can now get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that a pizza?
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I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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What is a Muslim monkey A Qur’an-utan
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I went to my best mates 21st birthday party last week and took a tropical fish tank as my guest. I keep my friends close, but my Anemones closer.
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I had always wondered why they called it ‘injury time’ at the end of a football match. That is until we lost to a goal in the 93rd minute and my wife helped me to understand it a bit better.
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BBC News: Teacher Peter Harvey beat a pupil around the head with a dumbbell while shouting “die, die, die,” a court heard today. That’ll teach him for not knowing what the singular of “dice” is.
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What do you call a Welsh atheist that’s good at solving problems? Dai Agnostic.
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