Author: qjoq.com

A report claims that 1 in 10 Women wear dirty knickers. Not sure I believe that statistic. Smells a bit fishy to me.

At any time, the temptation to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is never more than a whim away.

Shame they banned that man in Devon from walking his owls down the street. I imagine quite a few heads used to turn.

I hope we don’t get the Euro over here, it just wouldn’t sound right. Imagine going into the butchers and asking for ‘a Euro of sausages.’

I was feeling a little odd yesterday. Or as my wife would call it, a disabled child.

There is nothing unhealhy about mentally undressing a beautiful lady. Unless you’re telekinetic.

Shaun Wright-Phillips is the only number I have left in my little black book since Gary Coleman died.