Stonehenge Rocks. …
Stonehenge Rocks.
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I bought a picture book a …
I bought a picture book about the One Hundred Year War. It was a long, drawn-out battle.
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BBC News: “Boy, four, found dead in tumble dryer in Ashbourne home.” I guess the trampoline in their garden just didn’t have enough bounce.
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I don’t drink alcohol for religious reasons. I drink it for other reasons.
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Woodstock; If you were really “There” you won’t remember it. Apparently I was at Woodstock.
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My wife sobbingly said “Nothing I do makes any sense anymore.” “Stop talking nonsense” I said.
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When I was a kid, if I was ever naughty my mother would yell, “Just you wait untill your father gets back!” She knew it would upset me, because I knew and she knew he was never coming back.
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I was at a church fair today and there was stall with lots of cakes on. I walked up to the stand and asked “how much are your cakes love” the little lady across the table replied “one pound each dear.” “Can I have one of those cakes please” I asked whilst pointing to the […]
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I must have seen hundreds of asians and blacks driving taxis this weekend in London which made me think… Its nice to see Comic Relief is still working
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SKY NEWS: Woman “Hid dead babies in cool boxes” It must be a slow news day if Sky News are commenting on how nice the boxes were.
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My job is to deliver speeches on health and safety. I get really nervous before-hand, so my friend suggested picturing the audience in their underwear. It didn’t work at all; I was still nervous plus I got a raging hard-on. Then again, it was at my local primary school.
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I rather like having a chicken omelette every now and then. It gives me a strange sort of pleasure knowing I’m eating two generations at the same time.
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I got sacked from my job at Britvic. I just couldn’t concentrate.
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A dog is not just for Christmas. Unless you’re as skint as me and can’t afford a turkey.
Continue ReadingGossiping is the new whis …
Gossiping is the new whispering. So they tell me.
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