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My dad took me to a museum for vintage mechanical toys. It was such a wind up.

Who says 2 negatives don’t make a positive? What about “Don’t stop”

As my wife put electric wires onto my nipples i suddenly realised… Love Hertz

My mate said he was going to show me something really strange and unusual. He handed me a part of a fishing rod. I said, “What’s unusual about that?” He replied, “Surreal…”

A bat has just flown in through my window. Never did get on with the cricket ground next door.

If there’s one thing I learned in school, it’s to never judge a crook by his colour

A man wakes up on a deserted island only to find that the sun, sand and sea are all purple. He cried: “Oh no, I’ve been marooned!”

Credit card companies keep sending me letters encouraging me to become a tightrope walker. Apparently I have outstanding balance.