Just spent a week buildin …
Just spent a week building a time machine. There’s seven days i’ll get back.
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No duplicates. No America …
No duplicates. No Americans. No server crashes. Carlsberg don’t make Sickipedia…
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I made a breakthrough today.. So I’ve stopped buying cheap toilet roll.
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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car – a Lamborghini Countach – she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She’s got a boy and a girl. As she’s driving down […]
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My bread was in the toaster too long today and it got burnt, and I couldn’t eat it… I’m black toast intolerant.
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These are strange times. Eighty past four, half past fifty, ten to carrot.
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Being deaf sucks. So I hear.
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A new definition for Pole Position: Lying in the trees at the end of the track.
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I went to see my bank manager and he said that I am going to have to pay interest. I tried, but it was so boring.
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Scare hotel staff by riding a tricycle through the corridors and talking backwards to your finger.
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Coming soon to a town near you…. “SICKIPEDIA THE MUSICAL” Featuring all your favourite songs, “We hate Americans” “My girlfriend is 8 years old” “Who’s in the cellar daddy?” “Maddie…….I love you….. but you’re dead”
Continue ReadingAmerica : the land of the …
America : the land of the free *destination of the slave-trade
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What would you do with your unlimited texts from orange, if you top up just 15 per month using their new offer? I’d text o2 and thank them for coming up with the idea three years ago…
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Why can’t penguins fly? Because they’re biscuits!
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Just bought one of those cheap knock off iPhones from a site in china for 100 quid. Don’t care what you say the samsung galaxy looks alright.
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