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The dog escaped out of ou …

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The dog escaped out of our back garden last week , and when I hadn’t found Rusty by dark , I wondered if we’d ever see him again. But I was on the other side of town today , and there he was. He’d made it all the way back to his owner’s.

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If it is true that girls …

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If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.

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The house hunting at the …

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The house hunting at the weekend was a success, I shot 2 semi’s & an end of terrace.

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When i was teaching at th …

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When i was teaching at the school the other day a student came in 15 minutes late. I said “Where have you been?” “I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in. “Where have […]

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When life gives you lemon …

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Who ever thought this one up obviously hasn’t heard the whole ‘give a man a fish’ thing, because surely the answer is: grow a lemon tree.

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I was chatting to the wif …

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I was chatting to the wife about Prince, and how he changed his name to a symbol. “Oh, like that bloke from Guns and Roses”? She said, “who changed his name to a punctuation mark”? “What”? I replied. “You know”, she said, “Slash”.

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Fool your mates into thin …

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Fool your mates into thinking you can tell the future, by getting your time travelling friend to tell you what happens.

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Once a year my village ho …

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Once a year my village holds a market for the locals to sell their wares. I baked a couple of cakes to flog – one was priced at a pound, and the other one was a fiver. A chap stopped at my stall and looked at the cakes, before pointing at the one costing a […]

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I’ve just paid 200 for a …

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I’ve just paid 200 for a skip. I thought to myself, that’s an expensive crisp.

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Arrow making. Don’t nock …

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Arrow making. Don’t nock it until you’ve tried it.

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I like my women like I li …

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I like my women like I like my Xbox. Dead with a red ring.

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Sky News: “Number of Brit …

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Sky News: “Number of Brits attending Greyhound Races up 50% compared to last year” So this country really is going to the Dogs.

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I just got back from my i …

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I just got back from my interview at the gynecology department. I didn’t go down well.

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Added my first friend on …

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Added my first friend on Facebook- my mum. Now I can change my relationship status!

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Teaching women to drive i …

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Teaching women to drive is a bit like teaching monkeys how to use shot guns… It will all end in chaos.

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