1903 The Wright brothers …
1903 The Wright brothers make their first attempt to fly. But it’s thwarted by a baggage handlers strike at Heathrow
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Arabia’s got talent. Thei …
Arabia’s got talent. Their performances will blow you away.
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I hate it when people that I barely know try to add me on Facebook at 2.00 in the morning. From what I can work out, the only things we have in common are Insomnia and lack of a social life.
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The sign on the door said “Guide dogs welcome”. As I entered the shop, a labrador greeted me, thanked me for shopping with them and took my coat.
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I just rung my boss and said I can’t come into work tomorrow as I’ve hurt my legs and can’t walk. Lame excuse I know
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What do you call theft in Norwich? Six finger discount.
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I’m regretting telling my fit neighbour that I would sort her roofing problem. I just can’t facia.
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My wife left me over breakfast last Monday because of my obsession with randomly speaking French. I think she had Un Oeuf with me.
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They need to open a nightclub called “The Office” So men don’t need to lie to their girl where they are anymore.
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I’m not a poet, And I know that…
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3 guys in Texas own an oil well that catches fire. They call Red Adair, the famous oil well fire fighter, and ask for his help. He quotes them a price of half a million dollars, and says he can’t be there till 3 weeks later. This seems a bit much, so, consulting the Yellow […]
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looking for a weekend away this winter ? . . . then get yourself down to heathrow
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I feel sorry for the people who sell the Big Issue, most of them have been trying to sell their last copy for the past 2 years.
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My mate came up to me the other day and asked, “How’s it going?” “Same old, same old,” I replied. “Yourself?” I added. “Can’t complain,” he said. Blokes: Saying nothing in particular since the dawn of time.
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I went to the doctors today as i was feeling really under the weather. My doctor took one look at me and said “Take off all your clothes” He then proceded to rub a thick layer of salt over my skin and then pumped smoke from a machine over my entire body. I dont know […]
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