The wife is like an Angel …
The wife is like an Angel. Always up in the air harping on about something
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Abu Hamza: Taking the ‘li …
Abu Hamza: Taking the ‘lim’ out of Muslim.
Continue ReadingLast night my son shouted …
Last night my son shouted downstairs, “Dad! My tooth has just fallen out into my drink.” “That’s great, son” I said, “Put it under your pillow and see what happens.” A few seconds later he shouted, “Nothing’s happened dad, now my bed is completely soaked.”
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I’ve just got new blue eyes and a new blonde wig. I’m saving them for a special Caucasian.
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The fancy dress party was not as good as I though it would be, no one spoke to me all evening AND no one complimented my “Invisible man” costume
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I’d love to set the world record for the furthest sniper kill. But I know it’s a long shot.
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I love some imaginary eggs on my breakfast. You can’t beat them.
Continue ReadingLately, people have been …
Lately, people have been judging me on my profile. But that’s only one side of me.
Continue ReadingThanks to Sickipedia, my …
Thanks to Sickipedia, my wife divorced me. I owe you guys my life.
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I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed. He asked, “Skimmed past your face?” I replied, “No, full fat over my shoulder.”
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O R I G I N A L J O K E I guess thats another original joke going down…
Continue ReadingNote to all females. If y …
Note to all females. If you leave your headband lying around, we will put it over our eyes and pretend to be Commander Geordi La Forge.
Continue Readingmy wife is digging a big …
my wife is digging a big hole in the garden. I’m sure she’s plotting her revenge.
Continue ReadingIf you were to take all o …
If you were to take all of the students in the UK who fall asleep in their lectures and lay them end to end, they’d be a lot more comfortable.
Continue ReadingI thought I was sick maki …
I thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.
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