I’ve been out of work for …
I’ve been out of work for quite some time now. That’s why my boss has threatened to sack me.
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I was driving down the mo …
I was driving down the motorway when i saw “Service station, 3 miles” with a sad face printed below it I thought to myself, that’s a worrying sign
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I wasn’t very happy with the clothes order that came through the mail today. They were a bit small and didn’t really fit, but I think I’ll still keep them. They were for next door anyway.
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I was going to say that the Sooties had a clean Sweep. But I’m afraid they’ll Sue.
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There’s a very easy way to avoid body odour. Don’t get the tube.
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I haven’t been able to sleep a wink with this whole changing the clocks back thing. I remembered to turn all the clocks back an hour when the clock struck 02:00, then just as I was congratulating myself on a job well done on my way to bed, the clock struck 02:00 again…..
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What do you call a Jew that doesn’t steal anyone’s money or commit crime? Dead.
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I was tidying out the garage and I came across a battered bike. I was going to keep it but I’ve decided Alex Reid can have it back.
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A mugger grabbed me in an alleyway and demanded that I give him all of my money, I sold the house, the car, my shares in the company and emptied all of my bank accounts. Turns out I could have just given him my wallet.
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‘Non-Flammable’ says one thing to me. Challenge.
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Anyone else see the flaw in “Sickipedia book American Version now available” …
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If I ever have more kids in my household than adults I’ll explain to them about democracy. I’ll say that the majority group in the house gets to decide things: what food we buy, where we go to have fun and what t.v. channel. Once they’re excited that they’ll be able to always take the […]
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Why are London buses red? Well you’d be red if you had to come every ten minutes.
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Sometimes I agree with those people who tell me it’s time to grow up. Other times I hide in my pillow-fort where the big stinky doo-dooheads can’t get me.
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You ever have one of those nights where it’s so boring it feels like time is going backwards?
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