I just posted a joke and …
I just posted a joke and a minute later pressed refresh to see how it was doing. But I was unable to do so as apparently there were 814 people looking at it. Didn’t realise I was so popular.
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Entropy…It’s not what i …
Entropy…It’s not what it used to be.
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I’ve been kicked off Facebook because of a “misunderstanding” of the purpose of the group “Feed children with just a click”
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Wow, Sport Relief? That’s nothing, Basheed has to walk 12 miles a day to fetch water for his family…
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‘Roy Hodgson appointed England Manager’. I think it’s a really good thing. But then I am Scottish.
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My friend recommended a book to me. She said it was a real page turner. I was like, “yeah, I know how books work.”
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My mate said, “How did you know I like narrating?” I said,”You tell me”
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I’ve just joined the new Social Networking site where you have to upload pictures of blacks and asians set on fire. It’s called Racecook.
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I asked my girlfriend if I could give her one, she said ‘Sure, be my guest’. So I gave her 0.2 instead.
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I just bought a mini cooper. He makes these brilliant little wooden barrels.
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Just saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one. “They’ve got loads in the Paki shop”, he replied.
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I have now played over 500 football matches for my club but have failed to score in any of them. The other players just don’t fancy me.
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is it me or do the people of norfolk take the saying ‘keep it in the family’ to seriously.
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What came first? Egg fried rice or Chicken fried rice?
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“In this job we need someone who is responsible,” said an employer to a prospective employee. “I’m your man,” replied the potential employee. “On my last job, every time things went wrong, they said I was responsible”.
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