Love and hate are very cl …
Love and hate are very close together in my book. Mind you, I do own one of the world’s most sternly abridged English dictionaries.
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I once tried to mug this …
I once tried to mug this guy for his Rubik’s cube. But he just blanked me and continued playing with it. I shouted, “Let’s not make this any harder than it already is!”
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How do you keep a fat stupid Yank occupied for hours? Reveal the rest of this joke.
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I had a dream about Martin luther king last night. Isnt that ironic.
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Fire exits aren’t very popular anymore. They’re on the way out.
Continue ReadingA man once said to me, “I …
A man once said to me, “I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.” I thought, “That’ll be a turn-up for the books.”
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I’ve started dating a young female photographer. Its early days yet so let’s see what develops.
Continue ReadingWhy when asked “If you we …
Why when asked “If you were to bring one item to an isolated island, what would you bring?” does no one ever answer “boat”?!
Continue ReadingQuantum mechanics: The dr …
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Continue ReadingI declare today Question …
I declare today Question Day. Why? I hear you ask. It pleases me that you are getting into the spirit of things
Continue ReadingWhen they offer you “inst …
When they offer you “instant credit”, don’t they really mean “instant debt”?”
Continue ReadingIkea’s new phrase is ‘You …
Ikea’s new phrase is ‘You dream it, we build it’. They are clearly relying on my dreams mostly being about cheap cupboards.
Continue ReadingI went to a phone shop to …
I went to a phone shop to buy a new phone but ended up leaving with an African Chuckle Brother. I think they must have thought I’d asked for a BlackBarry.
Continue ReadingMeant to shake my Etch-A- …
Meant to shake my Etch-A-Sketch, but accidentally grabbed the ant farm. Ants are now busy planning a disaster relief telethon.
Continue ReadingMSN News: “Paralympic cyc …
MSN News: “Paralympic cyclist in hit and run”. Yeah, rub it in, why don’t you?
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