Everywhere you look there …
Everywhere you look there is a joke about ‘Dave’. I’ve heard them all before, over and over again. How ironic that they are all repeats.
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I’ve been sponsoring a ch …
I’ve been sponsoring a child in Africa for about 8 months now and i’m starting to get really annoyed. I mean, in all the photos i’ve been sent of little Keto, I haven’t once seen my name on the front of his shirt.
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This joke was written while I was in Paris. She kept telling me to turn the laptop off though.
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Librarian walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long face?” Librarian says, “The site’s back up.”
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I went to watch the new movie “Little Children” at the cinema today. I changed my facebook status to “Brb Watching Little Children”. Didn’t go down too well.
Continue ReadingAs a typical Mac user. I …
As a typical Mac user. I don’t get wet when it rains.
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Okay, I know the order of the pedals is clutch – brake – accelerator, but how do I start this piano?
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Ashamed of being reconised while signing on at the dole office ?? Then simply log onto Facebook chat around 2:13am any morning, see whos online and avoid them.
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Let’s face it, all of us are far too handsome and interesting to use this website’s new dating service. I mean, personally, I feel I’m good enough to pull girls on Club Penguin.
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This bloke kept throwing bits of his mouth at me. In the end I said: “That’s enough of your lip!”
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My girlfriend dumped me to pursue her dream of being a landscape gardener She promised me the Earth
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I had a milkybar earlier. Yeah, the milk had been in my fridge for so long, it just sort of solidified.
Continue Reading100 people surveyed said …
100 people surveyed said they all prefered fresh food to tinned the coincidence was uncanny
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My doctor tells me I have a masturbation problem. But i’m determined to beat it.. .
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I told a joke about Nearly Headless Nick earlier, but the execution was poor.
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