Author: qjoq.com

I have a thing for telephone operators. They’re so engaging.

I find it extremely hard playing with my sister’s kids.

Chaka Demus & Pliers. Great reggae act, terrible firm of solicitors.

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”

I can’t stand fish. They have no legs.

Caught my kid smoking pot at the School Sports Day. They’re in for the High Jump.

I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, “anything else?” He said, “an’ a gram of cocaine please mate” I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty… “Oceanic?”

I’ve designed a form of camouflage that is 100% effective. I’d love to show it to you, but I can’t.

Me and my band perform all types of covers and we usually feed off the crowd. It’s mostly half eaten hot dogs and burgers they throw at us.