As my wife read the winning lotto numbers off the ticket she said, “Pinch me to make sure I’m not dreaming!”
“It’s that ticket I’ll be pinching thank you fatty,” I replied, “My quid paid for it.”
As my wife read the winning lotto numbers off the ticket she said, “Pinch me to make sure I’m not dreaming!”
“It’s that ticket I’ll be pinching thank you fatty,” I replied, “My quid paid for it.”