There was a mathematician …
There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent..
Continue ReadingThere was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent..
Continue ReadingI was on Facebook earlier looking back at some pictures from my honeymoon. I tried to load one with my wife topless on the beach, and it said “Fetching photo.” I thought, “Aw, thanks.”
Continue ReadingI joined The Pessimists Society. Where we agree to disagree.
Continue ReadingI was trying to think of a solid grey steel with an atomic number of 74 earlier but i just couldnt get it. I swear it was on the tip of my tungsten.
Continue ReadingChuckle brothers quotes aren’t at all catchy to me, to you?
Continue ReadingI’ve got a blind date tonight with this girl who is 78.8 inches tall, I can’t wait two metre.
Continue ReadingI jumped in a cab the other day and said to the driver, “Isle of Dogs.” He said, “That’s nice. I’m more of a cat man myself. Now, where do you want to go?”
Continue ReadingHow can you tell if someones been inbred? They’ll be covered in crumbs.
Continue ReadingAt college, I ran for President of the union. Took him out with one rugby tackle.
Continue ReadingI once stole an accupuncturist’s pin’s…. Needleless to say he wasn’t happy.
Continue ReadingPolice have said the parents are to distraught to be interviewed at the moment over the death of their 4 year old, who died in a tumble dryer. I guess it must be a Hotpoint?
Continue ReadingWhy does Gigahertz? because Megabytez
Continue ReadingI was heartbroken when my old dog died so I decided to have him preserved for eternity. I wrapped him up carefully in a blanket and took him to the taxidermist’s. The taxidermist was examining the dog, checking its mouth, looking under its tail, when I asked, “Could you mount him for me?” “Not my […]
Continue ReadingWhats the best way to get the attention of Gold? ” A u “
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought 10lb’s of lean mince. It’s making me walk funny.
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