A man was arrested for st …
A man was arrested for stealing the gold leaf off trophies, but was later released due to lack of evidence. He showed no sign of guilt.
Continue ReadingA man was arrested for stealing the gold leaf off trophies, but was later released due to lack of evidence. He showed no sign of guilt.
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Continue ReadingI got the worst ever hangover this morning. Last time I buy a DVD from that market again.
Continue ReadingToday it’s Timmy’s birthday, my Down’s syndrome dwarf nephew. My wife and son and I went round to my sister’s place to celebrate. After the main course, the kids were sent upstairs to play with Timmy’s toys. Halfway through the night I went to the bathroom, and I heard, to my dismay, my son making […]
Continue ReadingI can definitely see myself getting old with my current girlfriend. In less than a year, probably.
Continue ReadingI’ve got a lot of respect for organ donors. Those guys really put their heart into it.
Continue ReadingIm getting a bit sick of eating boiled eggs with soldiers every morning. I can’t wait to leave the Army.
Continue ReadingMy wife just enrolled for a weekly self help group aimed at dealing with her compulsive talking issues. It’s called On and On Anon
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