I used to collect crash m …
I used to collect crash mats. I don’t anymore, but at least I have something to fall back on.
Continue ReadingI used to collect crash mats. I don’t anymore, but at least I have something to fall back on.
Continue ReadingDavid Cameron said today that sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, is an issue that needs addressing. May I suggest Thousand Island or possibly just a simple, delicate vinaigrette? Matter of taste really.
Continue ReadingWhen I was younger my parents always told me if I was good Santa would come, however I didn’t realise they meant on my face
Continue ReadingNot sure why so many people saying Blackberry not working. I’ve just looked on Halle Berry’s profile on IMDb and she’s got 2 films coming out soon and 1 for next year.
Continue ReadingI was spoon-fed until I was old enough to say I hated eating cutlery.
Continue ReadingBBC News; Man accused of throwing toddler against wall. That’ll never stick!
Continue ReadingEastern Europeans come to work in the UK for little money. It’s Slav labour.
Continue ReadingThe Jews had a hard time of it in the early forties. It was all work, no pay.
Continue ReadingHire cars: they’re no good at all for midgets.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Plans for reading tests at six. It’s a bit short notice, I usually have my tea then.
Continue ReadingLord, I am truly thankful for this bowl of noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
Continue ReadingI’ve just eaten a Minstrel. Getting the guitar down was the hard part.
Continue ReadingMy mate finally finished writing his book about cooking with herbs. It’s about thyme.
Continue ReadingIf you’re havin’ face spasms I feel bad for you son. I’ve got 99 problems but a twitch ain’t one.
Continue ReadingIts better to have loved and lost, than to have won and paid a lump sum to a lawyer.
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