Whilst doing my taxi driving shift today, i was paid to take an American on a tour around London.
As we reached the London eye, the American asked “How long did it take to build that?”
“Six years”, i said.
So the American said, “In the states, we could have built that in six days”.
After that, i drove him to the Tower of London. “How long did it take to build that?”, asked the American.
“Twenty years”, i said.
So the American said, “In the states, we could have built that in twenty days”.
After riding around London all day with the American, we finally got to Buckingham Palace.
“How long did it take to build that?”, asked the American.
I said “I don’t know but it wasn’t there yesterday”.