When we were recruiting new agents into the CIA, one of the rookies lost his mind and began complaining:
“Who designed this CIA logo?! I mean, the ‘C’ and ‘A’ are alright, but the ‘I’ looks awful!”
I asked him “Who are you?”
“I’m a freelance designer, I don’t know why I’m here!”
I replied, “I know you want us to hire you. But don’t insult my intelligence.”