Went to Tenerife two years ago, didn’t get laid.
Went to Majorca last year, didn’t get laid there either.
I’m going to Ibiza this year; it’s my last resort.
Went to Tenerife two years ago, didn’t get laid.
Went to Majorca last year, didn’t get laid there either.
I’m going to Ibiza this year; it’s my last resort.