The wife told me she is leaving me, and a hour later she caught me in floods of tears! She said she is really sorry to do this to me!
What she didn’t realise Is that I popped the champagne cork straight into my eyes! Now let’s start celebrating!
The wife told me she is leaving me, and a hour later she caught me in floods of tears! She said she is really sorry to do this to me!
What she didn’t realise Is that I popped the champagne cork straight into my eyes! Now let’s start celebrating!