So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, “You’ve been promoted.”
And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said, “You’ve been promoted again.”
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said, “You’re managing director.”
And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said, “What happened to you?”
And I said, “I careered off the road.”