She never wanted me to go on the stag do in the first place, but I think she’s gone really OTT about it …
Yes I’m hungover, yes I lost my phone and couldn’t be contacted, but to have my clothes destroyed, the house being transferred to her, divorce proceedings, not allowed to see the kids and let’s face it, she’s the one who’s now got some random bloke sleeping in my bed …
As I told the judge ..’I was only gone 11 months’