My missus accused me of c …
My missus accused me of caring more about my fantasy football team than my own kids. In my defence, I had Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ashley Cole and Glen Johnson.
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So Heather Nova has written a song remembering the asian tsunami victims bless her. Think maybe callin it “higher ground” is a bit much though!
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Truly I share my birthday (Dec 1st) with Richard Pryor, Woody Allen, Bette Midler and Yamasaki Minoru. 3 Comedians and the bloke who designed the Twin Towers. Boom boom
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Tired of people talking about their iPhones? There’s a nap for that.
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Today, I tied two sausages together to make ends meet.
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Most guys don’t understand why having a prostate exam is important, but usually they get it in the end.
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esarhp It’s just a turn of phrase.
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I bought myself a camper van today. When I put my tools in the back it says, “Oooooo be gentle’.
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Sharing is caring. Unless you have aids.
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My results today reflect my mood for the future CBA.
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I travelled 200 miles to an Effingham factory today, when I got there, they had none left!
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I’d had a big pub lunch, and 4 pints of lager with it. I told the girlfriend I was going for a siesta. She said “Ooh, I love ice cream. Get me one.”
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I’ve just started reading a book about Fort Knox but I just can’t get into it.
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I always knew MC Tributary had a good flow… It’s a shame he went mainstream.
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Walking home last night I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement… Although on reflection it could have been a handkerchief.
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