Is it just me or is it ev …
Is it just me or is it every time Sickipedia lags people check the news to see if Jade Goody has died?
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The worst part about my job in a charity shop is sorting the old woman’s knickers into clean and unclean. My works not to be sniffed at.
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My mates keep saying that the bird I pulled last night was really ugly, but personally I just think they’re jealous. I’d like to see them try and pull a woman with bright white hair & long brown curly teeth.
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I handed my mother in law a bouquet of flowers and said “These made me think of you.” “They’re lovely,” she said “What are they?” “Snapdragons” I replied.
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Just seen a fight between an Auctioneer and a Hairdresser.. They were going at each hammer and tongs.
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My mate is a DJ on a building site. He’s a concrete mixer
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What do women and loans from the bank have in common? I receive no interest from both
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I got arrested this morning at my veterinary surgery for wearing a black lab coat.
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A new prosthetics company has started up in my area that will only take payment in nuts. It will cost you an almond a leg.
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Only Texans would name a card game after what they do to their daughters.
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I may be stupid but at least I’m not clever.
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What kind of Sandals do Frogs wear? Open Toad.
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I wonder what the Northern Irish will be talking about around the water cooler tomorow morning.
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“I’ve got a lot of growing up to do” I thought to myself the other day. In my fort.
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BBC News : Useless bomb detector sold worldwide risks lives. They haven’t had any complaints though.
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