Twitter, like facebook bu …
Twitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.
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I’ve started my own business making hula hoops out of steel rods instead of plastic tubes. It’s really hard to make ends meet.
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My friend told me that he was going to a costume party dressed as a large Italian island… I replied to him “Don’t be Siscily”
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A frogs perspective on life ; Time’s fun when your having flies.
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Just bought CoD: North Korean Edition Even when I lose, it still says I won.
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Obviously there’s no Polish translation for: “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”
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Everyone always says that I have a dark sense of humour. Bit harsh, I tell fat jokes as well.
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Racism drives me bananas
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So Nationwide have said that they were “disappointed” that it took six hours before someone reported that one of their cash machines was paying out too much money. I wonder if that is a different kind of “disappointed” felt by their customers with base rate tracker mortgages when they said they were not going to […]
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Just wrote a beautiful song on my guitar. Though now i’m wishing i wrote it on some paper.
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I see there was a really fast response after the fox attack on those babies. It’s a good thing that the parents didn’t cry wolf by mistake.
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I’m completely rubbish with names. Just ask my children, Radish, Moon and Toilet.
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Twinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.
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In the news tonight: Modern day people are finding it harder being kept in suspense. More on this later..
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I had a look through my wife’s eBay search history today. It revealed a great deal.
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