My therapist thinks my pr …
My therapist thinks my problems are down to the fact I spend too much time online. At least thats what he wrote on my wall.
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The wife told me I was boring in bed. Carpentry really has no place in the bedroom.
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what’s the best thing about having a black man in the whitehouse? one less mugger on the streets…
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Speech Therapists. They have ways of making you talk.
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A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. The same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.
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A Muslim chef has lost an appeal at a tribunal, claiming that he has to handle pork products in a police canteen. Tribunal ruled that he has no case as he already works with pigs.
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What do you call a guy who used to like tractors? An Extractor fan.
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There’s so many sheep on Twitter, I’m surprised the Welsh don’t use it as a dating site.
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If Denis the Menace tosses me off, is that Comic Relief?
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Finally I’ve made it, I am famous. I was on television tonight, well an artist impression of me.
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I saw a sign outside my house the other day which read “We are digging this road” I thought to myself “Thanks, I love it too”
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I bought a sound system today and just like all other it has 2 speakers. What a stereotype…
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Why did the chicken cross the road *brakes screeching* We will never know
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My wife has an iPhone, my daughter has an iPod, my son has an iPad, and me?………….. iPaid.
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I’ve recently hired a pair of etiquette consultants. They complement each other nicely.
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