The social network for Graffiti Artists is Defacebook.
I’ve got a lot of respect for organ donors. Those guys really put their heart into it.
When I was a little boy, my parents used to move and change houses a lot. Though I would find them again.
A termite walks into a bar and says “is the bar tender here?”
I really don’t get karaoke, I just don’t see the point of it. I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I’ll go to an Amy Winehouse gig.
I think doctor who is a bit far fetched, I mean all this time travelling he does and the monsters he meets look realistic but a doctor thats white….now thats over the top isnt it!
Got the bearded dragon a new tank today. The wife ain’t happy though, she doesn’t think it’s an appropriate place for her mother.
Im getting a bit sick of eating boiled eggs with soldiers every morning. I can’t wait to leave the Army.
My wife just enrolled for a weekly self help group aimed at dealing with her compulsive talking issues. It’s called On and On Anon
It’s bad luck when you see a black cat walk out in front of you. Especially if you’re a mouse.
I noticed you can buy book lights now. They are little spotlights that you attach to your book. I was actually going to get one, then I remembered that I have a lamp.
I’ve just found a fantastic new way of saving money. I’ve killed my wife !