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The social network for Graffiti Artists is Defacebook.

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I’ve got a lot of respect for organ donors. Those guys really put their heart into it.

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When I was a little boy, my parents used to move and change houses a lot. Though I would find them again.

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A termite walks into a bar and says “is the bar tender here?”

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I really don’t get karaoke, I just don’t see the point of it. I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I’ll go to an Amy Winehouse gig.

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I think doctor who is a bit far fetched, I mean all this time travelling he does and the monsters he meets look realistic but a doctor thats white….now thats over the top isnt it!

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Got the bearded dragon a new tank today. The wife ain’t happy though, she doesn’t think it’s an appropriate place for her mother.

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Im getting a bit sick of eating boiled eggs with soldiers every morning. I can’t wait to leave the Army.

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My wife just enrolled for a weekly self help group aimed at dealing with her compulsive talking issues. It’s called On and On Anon

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It’s bad luck when you see a black cat walk out in front of you. Especially if you’re a mouse.

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I noticed you can buy book lights now. They are little spotlights that you attach to your book. I was actually going to get one, then I remembered that I have a lamp.

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I’ve just found a fantastic new way of saving money. I’ve killed my wife !

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