An electrician was out la …
An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, “Wire ya insulate?” He replied, Watts it to ya, I’m ohm, ain’t I?
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My wife just bought me a calculator that can only subtract. It just doesn’t add up.
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Has anyone else see that hazard sign on the A1 ………..’Blind Summit” When are they going to figure out what it is?
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Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
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Never Try Never Fail… What About France?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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The small American dart frog uses bright colours to warn predators that it’s packing something that gives it an unfair advantage in a fight. Sort of like people wearing Henley’s clothes or a Millwall scarf.
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According to the Daily Mail, living people are 55% more likely to get cancer than dead people…
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There’s a sign at the local pub that says ‘Watch Football Live Here’ So how come after a match I get kicked out when I bring down my blanket and mattress
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Atoms are what makes us all matter.
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If Malisse beats Murray at Queens they should name a town after him.
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After struggling for hours to get my baby son off to sleep, he’s finally out for the count. Who says violence doesn’t solve anything?
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I bought a pair of speakers in a car boot sale for 1.50. Sound
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I was accused of cutting a Donkey’s tail off. They won’t be able to pin it on me.
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Anyone heard of my friend Maklegending?? He’s a legend in the making.
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