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My Dad loves wearing deni …

My Dad loves wearing denim and so do I, Must be in the jeans.

I was nervous at first, b …

I was nervous at first, but once i felt it easily slide down the back of my throat, I jammed the rest in. Circus Sword Swallower seems like a natural transition after college.

I got my exam results today and it said I had failed every single one of them. This lad with all A* was leaning of my shoulder looking at my results when he said, “Don’t worry mate, you will get a top of the range council flat with them.” To which I replied.. “It will […]

All my childhood dreams a …

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All my childhood dreams are comin true today, I’ve had friend requests off optimus prime, batfink, count duckula, she-raa, 3 of the thundercats and captain caveman

I’ve been beside myself w …

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I’ve been beside myself with worry since being diagnosed with schizophrenia.

A large piece of cloth in …

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A large piece of cloth intended to keep the user warm especially while sleeping. I really need to stop with these blanket statements.

After 8 pints of lager, I …

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After 8 pints of lager, I rang the hotline for Children in Need, and told the lady to get her calculator out, while I pledged a seven figure sum; 5,318,008. She thanked me for being so generous but asked why such an unusual figure. I told her to turn the calculator upside down and consider […]