I got my exam results today and it said I had failed every single one of them. This lad with all A* was leaning of my shoulder looking at my results when he said, “Don’t worry mate, you will get a top of the range council flat with them.” To which I replied..
“It will be your hard earned money paying for my benifits which will be going towards a bag of weed so I don’t know why you’re so pleased.”