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Tattoos – Self Graffitication.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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What does a diet and a black man have in common? They don’t work.
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Mirrors can tell a lot about someone’s appearance. Depends which way you look at it.
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A system administrator has only two problems… Dumb Users and Smart Users
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Just got fired from my job as a train driver. I was steaming.
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I visited ‘Motown’ on a recent trip to America. Everyone had a really nice lawn.
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I was on the motorway when I saw a sign that said, “Don’t drink and drive!” So, I pulled over on the hard shoulder and died from dehydration.
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One of the other anchors on my news show turned off my teleprompter live on air… I didn’t know what to say.
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On holiday, I was approached by two shady looking characters. They sold me a lovely parasol.
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When you’re drinking champagne out of a shoe, make sure it isn’t laced.
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The Human cannonball goes into a bar. “Nice of you to drop in”, says the barman.
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I am the youngest of 3 in my family. My mum and dad are much older than me
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If I told you I wasn’t sitting I’d be lying.
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At Christmas I went on a world food tour. It was mostly rubbish but I enjoyed Turkey and Brussels
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