Neighbour: “I was wondering if you could check your shed only my Cat has gone missi..”
Me: “-Before we go any further, Margaret, is there a reward?”
Neighbour: “Well, Yes…I imagine..?”
Me: “-How much?”
Neighbour: “I suppose, Twenty pounds?”
Me: “In that case, No, I haven’t seen your cat..”
“Which is a shame because I did hear a noise…”
Neighbour: “Oh really, what sort of a noise?”
Me: “…Kind of like a Fifty pound-noise”