My wife was saying that I play “too many video games” and that she will “never understand the stupid things”.
I said “They’re not all stupid, there’s one about an soldier in the 1940s who returns from war as a hero and becomes a police officer” and she told me to bring that one home the next day so I offered to bring the female version for her.
She was pretty confused when I turned up with a bottle of Lenor fabric softener…