My wife was about to walk out the door with her bags when I said, “Please darling, give me one more chance. I promise to do all the housework from now on, I’ll cook your dinner every night and even pleasure you every night without wanting anything in return.”
“Are you going to start this tonight?”
“Yes of course, just don’t leave me.”
“Ok, I’ll be back soon then. I’m just nipping round to my mothers to lend her my suitcases for her holiday.”