My wife came home last ni …


My wife came home last night with some news.
She said, “Well firstly, I’ve managed to get a part in the egyptian play I’ve auditioned for.”
“Well done!” I beamed, “You must be so happy.”
“I certainly am,” she smiled, “Even more so that I found out I’m going to be a mummy.”
“Oh, don’t you just lay there dead the whole time?” I asked.
“No Dave, I’m pregnant.”

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